My weekly therapy sessions had not been going well.
The couch doctor seemed to concentrate on my problems but could not condense her thoughts to something I could understand.
"Listen Doc, we have a contract. I come here to drop off and decrease my problems. I leave feeling deflated, diminished, weakened. You aren't helping!"
She said "I understand. You feel constricted, smaller, wasted away".
"Doc, aren't you listening? I feel that way after I leave; shriveled, dwindled. Reduce your verbiage, narrow your focus. Help me!".
"I'm afraid I need to shorten our time today. See you next week".
Damn shrink.
(see http://thesaurus.com/browse/shrink)
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