This morning we chatted and planned our evening together.
"Let's make it a romantic evening tonight. We'll start with a nice dinner.
I found a recipe that should be fun. Could you stop by the market and get some armadillo?"
She agreed and we started our day.
She was late.
"Sorry, it took me awhile to find what you asked for", she said.
I didn't see any shopping bags with her.
"Where's the meat?", I said.
"What meat? You only asked for this", she said, as she reached into her purse and pulled out her favorite vibrator.
Wrapped in Kevlar.
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